How to kick-ass your blog fans.

Posted by saylow
June 30, 2006

Dolores :

Dulu pernah punya blog, aku posting hampir tiap hari. Isinya tentang personal kuliner sex-life sport ajojing gitu deh. Komentar tiap kali posting rata-rata 30-an ke atas. Jadi rajin posting bukan karena “I want to” tapi karena kalimat-kalimat “Kok lama nggak posting?” Tiba-tiba sadar, and I just stop.

Hey jangan berhenti ngeblog! Jika kamu merasa sudah mulai dikontrol oleh komentartoris itu here some tips… Sebelum melakukan tip-tips berikut pastikan kamu yakin akan melakukannya dan yang jelas apa apa kamu berani? Do you have the ball?

“How to kick ass your blog fan.”

1. Mulailah menulis apa yang kamu suka, bukan apa yang mereka suka, misalnya don’t be to common and major. “Kamu mecium bau stand Bread Talk aja udah bikin mual apalagi makan rotinya.” YUKE! (*dasar anak singkong!)

2. Mulailah membalas komentar blog fan dengan “ANJING TAIK BABI KAMU!“.

3. Buat postingan pengakuan bahwa kamu gay (HOMOK!), ini paling gampang dan efektif.

4. Kirimkan email ke komentatoris2x itu bikin HOAX bilang yang serius “Pinjem duit dong buat nambahin beli pelek spinner 21 inch untuk mobilku”

5. Postinglah hal-hal yang berbau mengeluh, bilang kalau kamu lemah syahwat, tulis tentang kamu barusan dipecat di kantor dan duit di dompet tinggal Rp. 1.300,- , mertua yang sekarat, istri yang sudah dua hari nggak pulang, anakmu yang paling kecil baru bisa bicara satu kata “ngentot” dan hubungkan segala kegagalan hidupmu karena garis telapak tanganmu yang tidak beraturan intinya bilang kalau hidup kamu membosankan and suck!

6. Cabut shotbox kamu.

7. Matikan system comment di blog kamu.

8. Ganti URL (alamat) blog kamu (jangan blog archivenya yang dihapus).

9. Ganti warna background blog kamu dengan #00FF00 dan text color #CCFF00.

10. Ganti banner blog kamu dengan gambar kotoran manusia yang masih segar.

Semoga berguna, jangan berhenti nge-blog dan jangan biarkan orang lain mengatur cara menulis blogmu sendiri.

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Comments
Comment by Azil Adi Permana (6 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 2:19 am

ANJING TAIK BABI KAMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 2:27 am

hihihihi

Comment by Sherlie (114 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 2:40 am

Mulailah membalas komentar blog fan dengan “ANJING TAIK BABI KAMU!“.

Aku gak bilang loh..
* Kidding.. I love reading ur narsis blog muach!!* ;)

Comment by sigit (94 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 3:05 am

3. Buat postingan pengakuan bahwa kamu gay (HOMOK!), ini paling gampang dan efektif.

wah… si Kecek’s pasti seneng tuh hihihihi… :-P

btw, ini pengakuan ya sir…

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 3:12 am

to :
Sherlie : Muach…juga di udel…terooss…teroos…dan terooos… :D
Sigit : *masukkan sigit ke blender… “Juice Dosen” enag,enag,enag!

Comment by sigit (94 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 3:54 am

*kabur atutttttttttttttttttttttttttt*

Comment by dental (61 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 5:28 am

huhuhu yummy!
jadi inget blog http://wanita.thumblogger.com/

Comment by didats (100 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 6:20 am

yang punya blog lagi gilaaa………
:))

Comment by Dion (1 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 7:14 am

KURANG AJAR KAMU!!!!

Comment by .the kecek's- (19 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 7:46 am

low, besok anak ku yang paling kecil aku privatin ma kamu yah, biar dia bisa bilang “ngentot”.

Comment by sigit (94 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 7:57 am

loh… kok bilangnya anak ku… apa gak salah hihihihi…

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 8:10 am

wah privat sama eke mahal loh bow… hahaha

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 8:13 am

to dental : gimana kaga kena askimet comment kamu lawong linknya aja KEMPROH BEGITU!! hahaha SYOKOORRR!!!

Comment by hericz (11 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 9:16 am

DASAR BABI !

HUIK HUIK HUIK !!

Comment by Jauhari (16 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 9:37 am

Sangar sangar :D

Comment by Febz (1 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 11:27 am

“ANJING TAIK BABI KAMU!“.

http://merahsenjakala.blogspot.com/2006/06/bukan-kuda-kan.html

ya..ya..ya..

KUDA KAMU!

Comment by golda (127 comments) on June 30, 2006 @ 5:21 pm

anjrit… knapa harus dental yg mosting link kemproh??? *males banget ngeliatnya*

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on July 1, 2006 @ 7:54 am

TO :

Febz : Hi kuda betina! hehehehe

Golda : Harusnya kamu bersyukur Sus, (*sate usus) berati cowo kamu masih normal dan setia dan tahu berpaling kemana ketika tuntutan syawat merujuk hahahahahaha

Comment by golda (127 comments) on July 2, 2006 @ 5:41 pm

bener juga lo, Low *keplak jidat*..
brati jelas sudah bhw cowok gw bukan ‘homok’ :D

Comment by dian ina (37 comments) on July 3, 2006 @ 2:19 am

low, kok kamu gak pernah nulis kalo kamu lemah syahwat sih???!!

Comment by Azil Adi Permana (6 comments) on July 3, 2006 @ 2:54 am

oh.. dental itu cowoknya suster toh…kirain suster ceweknya @#$@k

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on July 3, 2006 @ 2:58 am

to golda : KOK KEPLAK DIDAT SIH!!! APA HUBUNGAN AMA DIA? HAH? HAH? HAH?
to Dian Ina : Awas kamu nanti saya bikin orgasme megap2x ntar!

Comment by basibanget (10 comments) on July 3, 2006 @ 8:11 am

SHOUTBOX IS SO YESTERDAY!
ANJENG!

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on July 3, 2006 @ 9:34 am

Sekarang Senen, berarti berarti shotbox adalah minggu. Gitu Njeng? hahaha

Comment by dedenf (3 comments) on July 8, 2006 @ 11:07 am

test.. 1 2 3

Comment by oón (23 comments) on July 11, 2006 @ 9:28 am

kalo homok lemah sahwat mah tidak berpengaruh, depan lemah, nungging ajah!
:p

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Comment by anton (13 comments) on November 21, 2007 @ 6:23 am

Om Selo. Pakelah umpatan yg baik dan benar. Biar tidak dimarahin Om Ir****. Hahahaha

Comment by asn (9 comments) on November 21, 2007 @ 6:31 am

pls unsub me from this blog.

saya tidak biasa dan tidak mau inbox saya dikotori bhs2 homok

*WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on November 21, 2007 @ 7:11 am

Kadang jadi mikir… CAPE YAH JADI KALIAN!!! huahauhauha

Comment by kojaque (2 comments) on November 21, 2007 @ 8:45 am

saya homox terhormat…tipe2 mas saylow adalah tipe2 inceran saya..kalo mas low lemah sahwat, biar daku yang sering beraksi!!! :D

Comment by saylow (593 comments) on November 21, 2007 @ 9:06 am

sayanganya saya nggak homo dan situ bukan tipe saya hahahahaha

Comment by aRya (6 comments) on January 25, 2008 @ 6:14 am

waduhhhhhhhhhhhh
gak ikutan dahhhhhh
atutttttttttt

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